Visita.
Visit.
Easter holidays (an entire week, the first full holiday since January) were not merely a respite for me; they were a break for my parents and my (long-suffering-on-my-part) friend Katherine. They both experienced, what Katherine has now deemed the initiation to enter Asturias, an overnight airport stay. I won't bore you with our exact itinerary, instead I will mention some of the bizarre highlights.
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2 dog owners coming to pushes (luckily not blows) on the beach, while one's giant old English sheepdog threaded through the 2 of them following an smaller dog.
During the first procession, one Nazareno went to light another's candle with his own and this guy in normal clothes who lighting other candles comes over, in a silent procession, and shouts 'ESO NO. NADIE SE MUEVA DE LA FILA' (don't do that, no one moves from the line).
A Dad decided to hide behind a bin round the corner, while the rest of his family came round the corner and jumped out at them, to their non-surprise.
Mum translating 'el juicio final' as the final juice (it means judgement).
In Avilés' Easter market, the man on the Turkish food stall kept giving us free samples and after hearing me say 'very', appeared with a glace 'cherry?' for us to try (and then a strawberry). My purchase was equally born out of guilt as my love for baklava.
Dad exclaiming about the 'lenticular cloud!' in my photo album, rather than the view.
In the 'Toca Toca zone' (touch touch zone) at the aquarium, I went to touch a plaice which zoomed off, making me jump and yell while all the kids at the rock pool stared at me. The one Dad touch remained motionless....
The waiter whisked Katherine's fabada away before she finished or could stop him.
Ringing the hotel so many times that Sonia and María the receptionists knew which room we wanted before we asked.
The insane amount of beckoning done by the Nazarenos to each other.
Attending my first mass to find the old gentleman next to me gently snoring.
Attempting to comment on the amount of incense inhaled, but actually saying 'insect stick, no, incest stick'.
Watching our first Sporting (Gijón's football team) game, luckily in the south stand after the woman selling the tickets said it would be quieter than with 'Las Ultras' in the north stand, then finding out that 'Las Ultras' are in fact an historic group who don't sit down during the match, clearly rehearse flag waving in unison and group chanting and unveil 2 massive red and white stripes down their section at the start of the match.
Waving at a random Spanish couple outside the hotel thinking it was my parents.
The not-bothered face (or rather contortion, it was rather exaggerated) a moped rider pulled when we hesitated a shade too long at the zebra crossing as she drove on through.
Nabbing the free flavoured sweets from the reception desk and being caught by the receptionist, much to the mortification of my parents, who chuckled at me.
Getting up at 4:30am on Monday to take Katherine to the airport and going to work an hour early afterwards. That was hilarious...