Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Costura.


Costura.

Sewing.
I had my second patchwork lesson/session on Monday. I signed up for free lessons (I have to pay for my own materials) in an independent textile shop run by the fabulous Isabel. 
Luckily for us both, she has sinfín of patience, despite me making the first mistake I could make while tracing the components to be stitched. The design I am sewing is a basket: 


Thus far, the 5 'til 7:30 Monday sessions consist of Isabel, myself and a woman making a patchwork glasses case. We have snack time at 6:30; Isabel gave me some biscuits last week as I wasn't aware of this ritual, I remembered my kitkat this week. She told me she went in Birmingham for a patchwork event with her friends about 3 years ago and she side-hugged me so hard I thought my glasses would break. 

What a babe.

Nombre.


Nombre.

Name. 
Just got called 'Cler' in an e- mail from an unknown teacher. 



I'll leave it at that. 

Thursday, 20 March 2014

Animales.


Animales.

Animals. 
Last weekend I had a meeting with Katherine in the capital. 
Let this epic Madrid-Round-2-weekender foto-fest commence.  

After navigating the metro alone and both of us having had limited sleep, we headed to the Parque del Retiro. Where we were entrusted with a boat on a fair sized lake for 45 minutes. Katherine crashed us into the wall and I got the bigger splinter of the 2 of us, and spent a fair sized chunk of the weekend complaining about the aforementioned splinter. 
Living the vida loca.

After docking, somewhat safely, we wandered off to explore; we found 2 art exhibitions,one in honour of the 10th anniversary of the Madrid metro terrorist attacks. We also happened upon a glass palace with random rocking chairs with books attached.
Preparing for retirement.
The second stop of the day was Reina Sofía, the massive contemporary art gallery (like the Prado's rebellious and hip daughter). Picasso's Guernica was as impressive and powerful as ever. I got a paper-cut picking up a leaflet (more complaining). We followed exhibition signs down to the basement to find a high ceiling-ed red brick space, in which was a glitter sand compass of sorts on the floor and on the other side of the room a disco ball spread white spinning dots along the room. It was the disco of dreams and the closest we'll ever get to actually being high. The lights gave me motion sickness after a while. We shared a well earned set of raciones at Casa Alberto (opened in 1827 and occupies the building in which Cervantes worked on several of his books, the food is also pretty good).

Saturday was a day for animals; we visited the zoo. Last stop on the metro and it felt like we were in the countryside, visible tower-blocks aside. Spanish zoos, if our experiences are anything to go by, are very, well, Spanish. You could get very close to the animals, some people had feed and were feeding the flamingos, no barriers. There was music playing from hidden speakers in some areas. There was very little, if any, presence of keepers or authority in general. Someone was smoking near one pen and people threw crisps to the bears to eat. Crisps. We were like:
 

The highlight was the baby panda, cuddling with mum. We arrived at the right time; there was a baby Asian elephant, a baby hippo and a baby orangutan and gorilla. Although, with the number of storks nesting about the place, we should have expected it.

I got to see 2 real leopards, that moved (unlike the literally sleeping lions) and yawned!! Pard met pards!
 

We ate an overly priced ice-cream outside the over crowded aquarium, I restrained myself from buying many plush animals and we left exhausted, a little dehydrated but satisfied having learnt lots of new vocab. We stopped off at the Prado to visit our favorite pieces and I marveled at the novelty of popping into the Prado, like old hands. Been there done that, bought all the postcards. 

We returned to the hostel, glammed up a bit and headed to a vegetarian restaurant hidden away down side street. Fed, well dressed and on the metro were prepared for closure. Dear reader, you may recall a certain bar we searched for during our last stay in the city, the elusive Geographic Club (if not please refer your good self to the September 2013 "Orientación" entry). 
We were not disappointed this time.

It was amazing! We were given a bowl of sweets with our cocktails, there was a high table which was fashioned from a hot air balloon basket, they had stained glass windows, statues flanking a dark wood staircase, a bizarrely 90s/early 2000s sound track including Natasha Beddingfield and Anastasia, more than 40 varieties of cocktail... 
We shared a Killer Morgan and a Nutty Buddy, enthused about how amazing it was, congratulated ourselves on our navigating skills and blasted our past selves for their lack of direction and eyesight. 

Sunday arrived and Katherine saw me off at the bus station, then discovered it was not the bus station she had to leave from, but we both survived the trip home. In summary of this enjoyable and educational weekend, I must quote the hostel's irritating slogan it insisted on printing everywhere:  




  





Pobreza.


Pobreza.

Poverty. 
Having listened to Charlie and The Chocolate Factory's chapter 10, 3 times per week (as per), I'm becoming seriously disappointed in the Bucket family. 
The chapter is entitled 'The Family Begins to Starve'. 
HOW SAD IS THAT?! 
Why did the Mr and Mrs Bucket bring a child into their world when they KNEW he would survive on cabbage soup? 
Why doesn't the school realise he's malnourished? 
How are the grandparents still alive?!  

Considering some of my students haven't even met Mr Wonka yet, I'm getting more deeply involved with the book than they are.

Monday, 10 March 2014

¡Antroxu!


¡Antroxu!

Carnival! 
This is the Asturian word for 'carnaval'. The 'x' is pronounced 'shhh'.
I would tell you about the Antroxu in Avilés where they fill the main street with foam for the night as the parade goes through, but I was ill and couldn't go. I would tell you about the massively long parade in Gijón, but it was cancelled due to heavy rain, large waves and river flooding. 

I can, however, tell you about Oviedo this weekend. I finally was able to dress up as a sun while there was sun! 
 

The parade was great, it appeared that anyone or group could enter, so there were amateurs to full marching bands. There was a band of Fred Flintstones conducted by a Spanish Charlie Chaplin, bikers with biker babies in prams, a group of disbaled people and children dressed as counters and dice with a giant ludo board and a Grease float with good Sandy and rebel Sandy in Greased Lightening. Some highlights included: 
What a hoot!


Flock complete with dog, wolf and black sheep.

The Addams Family (Wednesday was on a rotating circle)

Frida and mini Frida!


My favorite moment was the windmills desperately edging after Don Quijote de la Mancha:







Pulsera.


Pulsera.

Bracelet.  
A few weeks ago Katherine made me a bracelet and mailed it to me. I was very grateful and it was very fetching. She said they were very popular in her primary school. Funny isn't, how when you finally notice something, you see it everywhere.
EVERYWHERE. 
All the primary school children possess at least 1 if not 5 on each wrist, some have branched out into rings and necklaces. I have been gifted 2, the only issue being they are made for wrists of a smaller person. And to make myself feel old, I asked a year 7 who was wearing one if they were popular in that school. Awkward. 



I remember when scoobies were popular. Now that makes me feel awkward and old...